Keeping a blind eye on you

Greetings and salutations gentlefolk... or simply... folk. Since I actually have no idea as to how gentle any of you are. I have been given the task of stalking you all, as well as to assist you with your linguistic needs (although, as a great cook, I can also think of something with linguini needs).

Juho is the name, and all sorts of things is my game. I was born on an April day, which probably had a nice weather, in the faraway year of 1991. I graduated upper secondary school in 2010 and have done nothing since due the whole visual impairment thing (notice the white cane, kids).
My hobbies include animated tv-shows, roleplaying (mostly DnD and my original shiz), literature, comics and YouTube.

But I shan't prattle on more, and those who care, can get to know me on their own bloody time. I shall resume to my duties: Less talking, more stalking!


P.S. I also considered the title "Not my business", like a corny 1980s sitcom thing. You know, where I say it in a funny voice and do the thing, and then there's a freezeframe and the credits roll. Like, if it were an actual sitcom, it would be about this failing business owner and I'd be like this lazy non-cooperative non-working business consultant and I'd close every episode after a big failure like: "Hey, it's not MY business!"

P.P.S. Also, I heard some of you are keen on fauna, so:

  Since you are studying business, don't be like lazy harp seal: You mustn't lack in business acumen.